The Daily Update: What You Can't Read in the Newspaper
- Blanco: My Presentation to Toyota Was So Awesome That They're Now Considering Building a Plant on SUPERSITE Near Monroe.
- Soccer Parents Upset After Receiving Brewer Mail-Out With Their Child's Name On It, Suspects Crossroads Mailing List Was Inappropriately Released.
- Ned Randolph: Alexandria Is In State of Emergency Due to Mosquitoes.
- Drunken Cell Phone Messages Cause Arizona Politician to Resign. Read About It Here.
- For the Record, Yesterday's Rotary Event Was Canceled By Judge Davidson, Despite What the Anonymice on Cenla Antics Claim.