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The Daily Update: What You Can't Read in the Newspaper

  • Representative Jerry Weller Also Likes Underage Congressional Pages (Girls, though, girls). See: Wonkette.
  • Dirty Bombing NFL Stadiums Was a Hoax. CNN.
  • Parts of Central Louisiana Declared Disaster Zone (Because of the rain). See: KALB.
  • One more thing about the rain: It's rained more in Cenla during the past three days than it did during Hurricane Rita.
  • The Dow Closes Over 12,000 for the First Time in the History of the Universe.