The Daily Update: What You Can't Read in the Newspaper
- Roy Supporters Currently Planning Inauguration Events. For some perspective, twenty years ago, Mayor Randolph's inauguration included a church service, the swearing-in, the lighting of the Christmas tree, and, of course, a black tie affair.
- Britney's filing for divorce, y'all.
- George Allen concedes; both the House and the Senate are now controlled by the Democrats for the first time in twelve years.
- Rummy's out, Rush is relieved he doesn't have to keep lying.